~The Rap Cypher~
#1
Posted 30 March 2010 - 08:58 PM
I guzzle mad liquid and in minutes I'm convicted
Told the judge to blame it on the liquor and convinced him
I'll **** judge judy, never sentenced DUI
If the ***** gets moody, victims take my twenty five
#2
Posted 01 April 2010 - 11:08 AM
Chewin bullets in your mouth and the taste is flavorful
Caps is straight thugs, tastebuds burn, play it cool
Like sheep when they shave they wool in the summer heat
Some'll speak things of what i did and done to weaklings
The gun is speaking, sayin this the one who streetking
Next move unpredictable, like Jamie Foxx
Fall back, dont get your skull cracked, like your brain on rocks
#3
Posted 01 April 2010 - 04:11 PM
A faggott walks up to me and I throw him a right hook
#4
Posted 14 April 2010 - 07:21 PM
Cant get rid of me, your dignity is what i plan to take
**** givin you a microphone cuz your hand'll shake
From the earthquake I make just so the land'll break
From under your feet, runnin like you Jonny Cusack
You succumb to defeat, dont wonder why your numbers is weak
#5
Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:57 PM
This is for the women
When I say cook, you get back in the kitchen
Just kiddin'
That goes for you men too
Have you slave over the stove till you're black and blue
I'm rubber and you're glue
You hate me, but it bounces back and sticks to you
Digging this thread, great idea Maka!
#6
Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:15 PM
finger-licking wicked with blunt-rolling.. hits are vicious
my sentences mischievous, kickin 808 instruments
diss gay fishes and exposing who the chickens is
you try to pop off, them songs gonna fall
catch a weak rapper showing off, we crackin his skull
back in the gold-en era, man you had to be poor
'cause with a million dollar studio you cannot be raw
#7
Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:33 PM
take your ass back to school
fix your attitude
I'm not looking for beef, I'm in a
happy mood
I just want to relax, eat some
fancy food
and do some laughing too
#8
Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:43 PM
You n****z talkin' shit & you ain't got bling
I'm the best rapper today, I got the riches,
All you wannabees ain't got the bitches.
Me & Snoop Dogg kickin' it like homies,
We don't work at a car wash, we're not foamy.
Eminem told me "Do what you wanna do with your life."
So I met a girl, 3 years later she became my wife.
I've raised 2 beautiful kids name Cameron Jr. & Miley,
I be chillin' just like Wiley.
Edited by Blizzard, 14 April 2010 - 10:44 PM.
#11
Posted 15 April 2010 - 01:25 AM
#13
Posted 15 April 2010 - 08:47 AM
#14
Posted 15 April 2010 - 12:31 PM
It's the S.H.Y. to the S.E.V.
lawl.
#15
Posted 15 April 2010 - 12:55 PM
Thrown aside, when I say youll die, Im honest
Get off my land John, like Pocahontas
Drove the finest rides and you choke behind us
#16
Posted 16 April 2010 - 06:21 AM
falling like sand slips though the hour glass
like oops their goes maths class
shit the world turns fast, another day gone past
that I gone got trashed ha, at least I had a blast...
just another outcast livin life with a lung full of grass
#17
Posted 16 April 2010 - 09:58 AM
She holdin me down like the root of a tree
She fillin the gaps like food in my teeth
You drive me crazy hun, in other words, she made me sprung
#18
Posted 23 April 2010 - 05:19 PM
I walk up to them with my baseball bat in hand
Smack each of them upside the head
Take thier ice cream and leave them for dead
Yea, that was kinda mean...
#19
Posted 24 April 2010 - 10:13 PM
Take each of them on one at a time like a kid eating popsicles
My engine finally started, now to get the wheels moving
I'm stuck in mud, how did this happen? What am I doing?
I guess I should have taken things more seriously in the past
Oh shit, I'm doing it again, I'm battling my own ass
Sometimes I wonder how long this will last, when will I come to terms with what happend in my past?
Come on guys, lets make this thread active.
#20
Posted 24 April 2010 - 10:49 PM
Boy im after bread, stepbrothers and boats and hoes
Betta accept defeat mane you know you cant decline
Dead and ya neck is weak, lookin like you Frankenstein
See the force, ima keep the torch; the flame is mine
I will strain your mind, remember me by wateva name you find
But your head is runnin now like it jus spotted a funnel cloud
BANG Stun the crowd, holy shit this gun is loud
(Not really its quiet)
#21
Posted 24 April 2010 - 11:11 PM
Drop a surprise off the plane, moo moo, it's a chocolate cow
Gonna force you to drink the milk straight from the source
Dday is ready and he said I can inforce
Make you suck it so long you're nothing but a dried up corpse
Now you're grandma is next in line
But she's ready, she wants to suck him dry
And for dinner, you're gonna have a nice piece of her pie
#22
Posted 25 April 2010 - 12:25 AM
All the homies with me
I'm so hood
You're not good
I be ballin like Kobe & Chris Paul
down at basketball hall
LeBron ain't got nothin' on me
He can't even shoot a three
Bulls are the best
f**k all the rest
They'll win the finals
It won't be one all
#23
Posted 25 April 2010 - 12:40 AM
but **** it, gotta go make this beat my *****
but theres no beat, just the sound of me typing
wish I was doing some real writing not self hyping
but I ain't hyping myself, just saying dumbshit
with no flow, time for me to run quick
kind of tired, so I'mma just say this
Good night CDX, may you suck a dick
#24
Posted 25 April 2010 - 05:46 AM
Grab the ball, run and make an 80-yard dash and then
Rape your sister, I'll make her play my skin flute
Although she did seem to enjoy it, she thinks I am a good root.
Laughing. My. *******. Ass. Off.
#25
Posted 25 April 2010 - 09:31 AM
Just woke up, took a piss, now I'm hungry
So is your mom, I'm a butcher and she's begging for my hung meat
Maybe I'm just talking with my tongue in my cheek
My darling, sit down, have a seat
May I rub your feet? Shove them in my mouth and sing Alicia Keys?
What? You don't trust me? I swear to you, I'm drug free, I don't have any disease
Good, now lay back and I'll be right back
Then I grab the lotion... and my baseball bat