51 replies to this topic

[Ryan]

I've seen this on a few sites around the net, and basicly it's the easiest game to play ever.
All you do is think of a 2-4 line mini rap that some how mocks the person above you, it's just a good quick way to have a bit of fun.

So yeah let's give it a try, oh and no matter how good or bad at writing rhymes you think you are, it doesn't matter this is a good way to do a small amount of practice so don't be scared to try.

please don't abuse this though and turn it into flame wars, this will work like ordinary battles, anything said in a rhyme is not to be taken seriously it is a joke! The best thing to do is not get to personal either. If you know some dirt keep it to yourself, this is meant to be fun. If you don't think you can handle a joke then don't bother posting because members who flame WILL BE WARNED!

Have fun and the first person to reply gets to diss me to get this started.

[Friday Night Smackdown]

Yo look at this fool he likes to drool instead of paying attention in school
He runs around in the halls bumpin into the walls and gettin kicked in the balls!

[dttm667]

I hate rap, but oddly enough these "rhyme games" are fun.

Who you callin fool? Rhymin like you need to get your ass back into school, quit being a tool, talkin about how other people drool, cause it just aint ****'n cool. Halls, Walls, Balls? That's some 3rd rate shit, and frankly I'm appalled. If your gonna rhyme, put in the time, stay away from that slime, come up with something better and make it more than 2 lines.

[LILFATE]

look at this wigga know every thing about a game but dont got fame but dont blame him
for his mistakes cuz im here to take his place in dis race now dont be mad cuz ull make yo mom sad
she'll be tell u to pack yo bags with yo lil boi rags u may have killed the dude b4 u but not
me im done im leave im out sorry for that lil pout

[dttm667]

What in the **** was that, I cant make heads or tails when you type up crap. Oh you got the plan, to take out the man, but I got news for ya son, and it's in this mother****'n can. Whoop-ass is what I'm bringin' keep talkin your shit, cause Im commin out swingin. What nerve you have callin me a wigger, how the **** do you figure? I'm an individual, I'm white, and my cock is STILL BIGGER. So go cry me a river, cause you just got punked out by a so-called wigger.

[MC Coemgen]

Listen lil fate, I don't who you are and frankly I don't care
but when you come around here your gonna have to beware
now you may have in-rhymes but thats all you got
you can't rhyme with the ends words, I bet this ***** forgot.

hmm...poor on my part.

[SK8FRK118]

Devil, the antichrist, you think you're so great, trying to spit a rhyme 'n make it straight. Well, here's some news, it maybe be too late. Cause I'm about to be dissed by fate.


I suck lol

[Makaveli]

@Devil:

I think you forgot white boys don't talk GHETTO RAP and WIGGERS
But everytime you spit its filled with GHETTO TRAP and TRIGGERS
Dissing 'Lil Fate, i'ma call you 'Lil WHITE BREAD
'Cause like it when you bake its not RIGHT to the HEAD/*

* - bake has a double meaning, of baking the literal bread, and smoking weed, so im saying everytime he bakes its not straight to the head, just like white bread which doesn't start cooking at the head.


EDIT: I got one for Sk8freak to keep it even.

Everybody wanna sit here and listen to SKATE FREAK
But by the look of your sig we see your TASTES WEAK/*
I ain't peaked, hell, this is in THEORY-MY-WORST-RHYME
If that diss wasn't forreal I hope it was YOUR-VERY-FIRST-TIME

* - K-Fed. need I say more?

[C. Rich]

well it seems Fate has pulled me back to this one moment
re-live the past and the future cause I own it
lyrical enough to dis you without you knowin
but secretive enough to fool you without showin

[Makaveli]

Who the **** is this dude, your comming too close
Your bars is lacking contents n' speed you need glucose/*
You chose to battle me, now im charged with assault and battery
Plus another damn charge for lyrical statutory during an allegory

* - glucose is a sugar, which gives energy

[C. Rich]

listen see Maka, wait oops I mean Fatelity
your rhymes are really lacking relevancey
remember me? no let me give you a little history
im the guy that was bound to take your record and dismiss it B

[Makaveli]

I don't ******* remember you, so now i'll just sever you
Send a letter to your mother and tell her to bury you
You was gonna dismiss me? Man your diss missed me.
Your history is sucking on dicks for free...

[C. Rich]

listen Makaveli, aka mister chokes on lube jelly
the only time I lose battles is rarely
so if I ever lost to you, which aint really gonna happen
then Id bury my own self, in saran wrap plastic

[Makaveli]

LOL @ that diss

Atleast before you kept me going, wanting to ****'wit you more on the dissing...now i'll let someone else waste time.

Who are you anyway, Rotweiler or some shit?

EDIT: Eh, couldn't resist, wrote another, lawl, last one for this clown.

You seem to have some disposition, battling from this position
As if you actually gotta co-allition, but now you strapped in for submission
Then you want some recognition? I know you gonna be bitchin'
But this baseball, im pitchin', 3 strikes, you failed this mission

[J.O.B. (Joey)]

I'll tell you what yo Fate is, L. you have failed,
if that was your serious submissions, you deserve to be expelled!
That shit was hell, an honestly you've been derailed...
I return to bury Crackerveli...you ****in fairy, boy you soft as jelly!


Somebody tell me...Is he really ready? How often yall see me, Rarely
your death is real, Will somebody ask me to spare thee,
an its Fatal you will never survive, that why you change your name from Makaveli!



EDIT: Well since its only suppose to be 4 lines Ill just use the first 4

Edited by J.O.B. (Joey), 31 January 2007 - 09:11 PM.

[Sergio]

Now that I came I gotta shout out YOU'RE LAME, talkin' recycled game, always spittin' the same
Y'all always complain, but I won't refrain so I'm gonna explain how to be real and maintain
Y'all try to rap and carry a strap but you spit & shoot crap, tryin' to get on the map
You're nothing but fake, get what you can take, I was born great so just watch me and assimilate



... OMG I just posted here.

[Gabriel]

You suck. I cant rhyme. W3rd.

[Ryan]

Thanks for the spam Gabe :down:

Well this topic worked out better than expected, lol...

to avoid the "Gabe factor" the next person who wants to take part disses Sergio, as he was the last guy to post a rhyme.

[Makaveli]

SERGIO IS THE TRUTH!

[MC Coemgen]

I knew you had it in you Sergio

Ok, as Blooma said this is towards Sergio.


Yo, You may be the admin of the site but I'll crush you with the mic
Now don't think that your sick or slick, cuz I'll knock you out like a roundhouse kick
Now I'll style on you like Nyckz, but your gonna be the one to lay down*
Now I'm not even gonna bother wasting a noun on this clown.

* << That explains it considering that is exactly what I am talking about.

[Makaveli]

*Waits for Sergio to get at Devil*

YEAH! (lol)

[Sergio]

Damn right I'm admin so you better recognize, crush me with a mic?... boy you better bring a chorus
Of course I'm slick, but what's that shit about a roundhouse kick? You think you're Chuck Norris?
And who the **** is Nycks? Silly rabbit, get some better tricks, cause I'll send your ass packin'
Watch me and learn before you get burned, when it's your turn.. you better try rappin'

[Makaveli]

GETTUMMM!

Lmao.

[C. Rich]

ROFL!!!

Maka is lovin this lol

[MC Coemgen]

haha this is fun.

@ Sergio because it seems like Rot and Fate can't drop a diss.

Yo whats up with you saying Trish is your wife
but your only wife will be the knife when you take your life.
I'm about as likely to get burned by you as I am snow
And I know more about rap then you will ever know.