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[Rated.RKO.Fan]

No, this is not some kind of drug. It's more a texing thing over the phone.

So you enter 199BONGO (could be different in other places but that's the number in Australia where I live), and enter someone's or your name or basically any question and in about 20-25 minutes, you get an answer! An alternative is to find Bongo on Facebook and Like his page for a free question.

My sister showed me in 2007 or something and it said I went to ***** Primary School and I did go to the school mentioned.

Anyways, I did one about 5-6 months ago and it said I was going to get a girl and that she was a brunette. So basically, I wrote down all potential brunettes from my school and BAM!, day before my birthday (29th February, my birthday's March 1st) I get a girlfriend and she is a brunette but she was none of them on the list but I didn't care, I was happy

I did another one before the one above and it said I was going to have 3 girlfriends in 2012, all equally spaced out and the anniversary of one would overlap into 2013 (will probably be the 3rd). And I did one about a month ago and girlfriend number 2 is on the way. She has my eye on me apparently and I have to pay attention to her if I want a chance at her.

The only downside to this is that where I live, it costs a fair bit per text ($4.50 AUD where I live, which is bullshit because it used to be $2. Prices differ depending on where you live.) and it gets addictive quickly. Last year, I did about 5-6 and I ended up with $3 credit left and I wasted about 25-30 bucks credit but I survived the remainder of the time with that much credit.

Pretty freaky eh? Try it and tell me one of your texts.

Link to Bongo's website: http://199bongo.com/

[Jittery Blanket]

Whoa, it said that I'm going to die in a plane crash... guess who's not going on any planes ever. Now just have to build my anti-plane suit in case one tries to fall on top of me. *Starts a Kickstarter project*

Help Fund My Project

[Rapunzel]

Don't worry, it's okay. I went on Banjo and it told me I'm going to win the lottery!!! I already brought the anit-plane suit for you. I have five mortgages on my house now but it's okay because I will win the lottery and pay them off. The anti-plane suit is on it's way to Minneapolis right now on a private jet I hired to fly directly to your hou....oh shit.

On a serious note, people are really paying $5 per text message for this? Buy a magic 8-ball, it's cheaper...although, research has shown that 7 times out of 10, the magic 8-ball is wrong 67% of the time.

Edited by Jesse Lavigne, 18 July 2012 - 10:58 AM.

[Jittery Blanket]

Well.. it's been nice knowing you. I know you meant well. Do me a favor and use some of that money you're going to win at some point in the future to feed my cat some caviar. *Eats one last Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and does Cartman ghost "Goodbyye" thing*

[Rapunzel]

Enjoy heaven and your $10,000 cash.

*Stands and watches you not disappear.*

[Jittery Blanket]

*Scratches head* Hmm.. well, this is awkward.. uhh, did I ever give you my new address?

[Rapunzel]

No...I asked Banjo for it you Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins.

[Jittery Blanket]

Hmm, then you should for sure have the right house.. I mean, if Banjo said so it must be right.

Let me just ask my magic conch shell if my anti-plane suit will ever arrive.

[Rapunzel]

Your magic conch shell is amazing. I will purchase this from you for $1,000,000.

[Rated.RKO.Fan]

Jesse Lavigne, on 18 July 2012 - 10:56 AM, said:

On a serious note, people are really paying $5 per text message for this? Buy a magic 8-ball, it's cheaper...although, research has shown that 7 times out of 10, the magic 8-ball is wrong 67% of the time.

Yeah, some people will do this for $5 but as I said, you can get a free text on Facebook. Only trouble is, you can only use it once.

[Jittery Blanket]

Jesse Lavigne, on 19 July 2012 - 08:36 PM, said:

Your magic conch shell is amazing. I will purchase this from you for $1,000,000.

Hmm, I don't know. I mean, with the knowledge this thing possesses I could rob any bank I want and get away with it easy.

[Rapunzel]

Rated.RKO.Fan, on 20 July 2012 - 07:31 AM, said:

Yeah, some people will do this for $5 but as I said, you can get a free text on Facebook. Only trouble is, you can only use it once.

If I ask it a question though and it don't come true, it will make me a really sad panda.

JB, on 20 July 2012 - 08:44 AM, said:

Hmm, I don't know. I mean, with the knowledge this thing possesses I could rob any bank I want and get away with it easy.

I don't see how it will help you rob a bank unless you use it as a weapon. I will buy it from you for $2,000,000 and this Chinese take away menu that just came through my door.

[Jittery Blanket]

It can tell me anything with high accuracy of being right. So it can tell me pretty well what day and time is best, what I should wear, how I should escape etc. With knowledge like that you don't just hand it over for a couple million dollars.. although that Chinese takeout menu does sound tempting. How about you throw in a nose along with the money and the menu? Then we have a deal.

[Rapunzel]

Deal.
*Takes the magic conch shell out of your hands and asks it...*
Will I ever pay JB the $2,000,000, the Chinese take away menu and the nose?

Ah...cool.
*Walks away with the magic conch shell.*

[Jittery Blanket]

*Pulls my other magic conch shell out of my bum and asks it...*
Will Jess ever pay me for the other magic conch shell?



Tarter sauce.

[Rapunzel]

*Forgets about the magic conch shell I just brought*
Hey a magiced conch shell, I'll buy that from you for $2,000,000, a Chinese take away menu and this nose?

[Jittery Blanket]

Forget all that stuff, I want a Chicken Biscuit from McDonalds... they don't have them anymore.

Edited by  JB, 24 July 2012 - 08:47 AM.

[Rapunzel]

JB, on 24 July 2012 - 08:45 AM, said:

Forget all that stuff, I want a Chicken Biscuit from McDonalds... they don't have them anymore.

Isn't this post more fitting for the I Hate This Thread or the Are You Serious Bro?! Thread?

[Jittery Blanket]

Think I have posted it in the hate thread before, probably more than once lol... just saying I would give you the conch shell for a McDonald's Chicken Biscuit.. actually, no, make that three McDonald's Chicken Biscuits. One is just like a tease.

[Rapunzel]

*Goes off to find three McDonald's Chicken Biscuits.*

[Jittery Blanket]

Yaaay!

[Rapunzel]

I am back from my journey. I couldn't find any McDonald's Chicken Biscuits but I did find some cookies in the shape of KFC. In some countries, they call cookies biscuits so... *Offers you a KFCookie*

Edited by Jesse Lavigne, 27 July 2012 - 10:12 AM.

[Jittery Blanket]

lol, normally I wouldn't accept those as a substitute, but you presented them too well to pass up.

*eats them all in the span of 55 seconds*

:/ darn, now I have nothing.

[Rapunzel]

Somebody's going to have a tummy ache...this has gone way off the original topic...wasn't it about a banjo or something?

[Jittery Blanket]

Meh, not like the guy is still posting or like there's any mods to do anything about it.