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[Roddy.]

This is the "Yo Mama" topic. Don't take this seriously so just chill and make fun of other peoples moms.



Yo Mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken...

[OzZyLaN]

yo mama so ugly she went to an ugly competition and their response was

"Ma'am no Professionals Aloud"

[Roddy.]

Yo mama so ugly she got divorced 55,000 times.

[1967 Spidey]

^ That Sucked More Than Your Mum

Yo mamma so fat all her relations ships are long distance

[Roddy.]

Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the last supper.


Yo mamma so poor she was at K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said "what ch doin" she said , buying luggage.

[ChrisD]

Yo momma so ugly the U.G.L.Y song was inspired by her

Yo momma so nasty that everytime she takes a dump we find more unusual creatures under water

[phoenixsplash630]

Wow, you all really, really suck at this.

Your mom is so crazy, even her imaginary friends got restraining orders against her.

[ChrisD]

Hey your not the best at this either.

Yo momma so crazy that when she saw her shadow she thought it was a twinkie the size of her.

[Roddy.]

Phoenix's mamma so fat that when she stepped on the scale, she saw her phone number.

BTW phnx, you really suck too, so don't come in this topic thinking your all bad.

[Rabbit]

Yo mama is so fat it took me a plane, two trains, a bus, and a taxi just to get onto her good side.

Yo mama is so dumb that she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Yo mama is so fat she when she puts on a rain coat people on the street start yelling "taxi".

Edit: By the way pheonix's yo mama joke gave me a good chuckle. It was atleast better then yours which you said wrong. It's supposed to be Yo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale it reads "to be continued"

Edited by Rabbit, 02 March 2009 - 12:25 AM.

[phoenixsplash630]

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Hey your not the best at this either.

In this thread I am, rivaling with Rabbit at least

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BTW phnx, you really suck too,

Disagree. Compared to you though, I am a freaking genius at this.

Your mom's like a public toilet, fat, white, and smells like crap.

[ChrisD]

^Mhmm i see....ok anyway

Yo momma is so stupid and poor that when i walked up to her and said is this plastic ring your's she said of course i'll marry you.

[Ollie The Magic Bum]

^ Wow.

Yo momma is so baldheaded you can see what's on her mind

Edited by Ollie The Magic Bum, 02 March 2009 - 06:24 PM.

[ChrisD]

^LMFAO that was the funniest thing i heard all day, no pun intended

Yo momma is so big she gotta take a bath in the ocean and dry off in a volcanoe

[The Icon]

Yo momma thinks she is right so much u should just call her pheonixsplash630


Yo momma is so dumb she thought a dog liscence was a drivers liscence for dogs

Edited by (̪̪̪̪̪̪●PĦ¤Nutž•̪̪̪̪̪), 02 March 2009 - 06:56 PM.

[Roddy.]

Yo mamma so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Edited by •:.:Pharrell:.:•, 02 March 2009 - 07:06 PM.

[.Truth]

^ That one gave me good chuckle.

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application stating: *No costume required*.

Edited by .truth, 02 March 2009 - 07:38 PM.

[Roddy.]

Lol, I like those two jokes.

Yo mamma teeth so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down.

[Rabbit]

Yo mama is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn :kiss:

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.

[Roddy.]

Yo mama so poor she runs after the garbage can with a shopping list.

Yo mama so fat that when she took her dress to the cleaners they said sorry we don't do curtains.

[ChrisD]

^^^^You guys always give me a good laugh

Yo momma is so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean sea levels rose.

Yo Momma! is so ugly that when she went to a beauty parlor the girls said "Sorry honey we're not professionals".

[SadPANDA.]

ChrisD, on Mar 2 2009, 06:53 PM, said:

Yo momma is so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean sea levels rose.

Yo Momma so fat, that people didn't think it was the sun that caused global warming, they thought it was your mum when she went for a swim.

Edited by Redemption., 03 March 2009 - 01:31 PM.

[ChrisD]

^Made no sense to me......Are you saying my mom is hot or somethin???

Yo Momma! is so big that when she went snorkelin people mistook her for being the lockness monster reoccuring in history

Edited by ChrisD, 03 March 2009 - 02:38 PM.

[TheRisingShadow]

Yo momma is like a rifle, 3 cocks and she blows!

Yo momma is like a TV, a 2 year old can turn her on.

Yo momma is so old she sat next to Yoda in the 2nd grade.

[Ollie The Magic Bum]

These are all really, really, really bad. Seriously. Really bad.