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[xirtamehtsitahw]

Don't tell me you're thinking about thinking about what I think I'm thinking you're thinking about thinking about!

The redundantly redundant redundancy of the precediing statement is redundantly redundant in its redundancy in that it is redundantly redundant in its redundancy.

I will now expound for the next ten thousand words on the definition of the word "the".



Just kidding!

I hereby floccinaucinihilipilificate the preceding statements. That is, they are worth less than a zero-dollar bill. With Obama's picture on it.

'Nuff said.

[Rapunzel]

[xirtamehtsitahw]

That just screams "FEPIC AILURE" in the "in case of error freeze and emit high-pitched screech" kind of way.

Here's some really odd items which may or may not exist, but make absolutely no sense.

1. Zero dollar bill.
2. "Speed Limit 0" sign.
3. One-piece jigsaw puzzle.
4. SPF-0 sunscreen.
5. Superglue...made of Teflon.
6. Tanktop straightjacket.
7. Transparent shower curtain.
8. Artificial water flavor.
9. Clear food coloring.
10. Refrigerator that heats your food.
11. Energy drink that puts you to sleep.
12. Sleeping pills that give you insomnia.
13. "No one is calling" ringtone for your cell phone.
14. Video game that is impossible to win without cheating, yet impossible to play if you cheat.
15. Self-dulling knife.
16. Microwave freezer.
17. Mobius-strip razor blade.
18. Square bowling ball.
19. Rubber tennis racket.
20. Glass baseball bat.
21. Car with no steering wheel.
22. Teflon-coated football.
23. Lead Frisbee.
24. Glass golf club.
25. Concrete tennis shoes.

If you can come up with more bizarre or nonsensical items, fill me in.

[Rapunzel]

xirtamehtsitahw, on 25 May 2014 - 02:40 PM, said:

7. Transparent shower curtain.

Homer Simpson's everything is okay alarm. It stops if there is a problem.