~The Rap Cypher~
#26
Posted 25 April 2010 - 10:49 PM
Its like tryna hit a nig but yo gun doesnt shoot
I mite collapse within like my lungs is a fuse
But ima freeze the smoke like a blunt wit the flu
Spittin and its like my mouth full of Blastoise
And i get around like a belt, naw not asteroid
Anyway, minds gettin weak; time for some sleep
Natural talent, no challenge to rhyme when i speak
#27
Posted 26 April 2010 - 12:00 AM
doin' gangbangin' & takin' drugs.
The streets are bad these days
they don't know the old ways.
I can't even leave my home
without seeing people stealing phones.
I see chromers & snorters
there lives are going to break short.
Why can't the police be stronger
so this activity won't go longer.
The government should do something about it
so teenagers can quit.
Edited by Blizzard, 26 April 2010 - 12:00 AM.
#28
Posted 26 April 2010 - 12:03 AM
Press it so hard you won't ever wanna say somethin'
I'll steal your girl just to break your heart
Lay her away then take her ass back to K-mart
I'll just tell customer service that her ***** came ripped apart
They'll believe me, those people really aint that smart
I'll get your money back and then spend it all on pop-tarts
Eat them in your face and feed you dog farts
#29
Posted 26 April 2010 - 07:05 AM
Goin from the dark to the light, doin a reverse Skywalker
Im changed and set free ever since that night at the altar
Thats why your boy refuse to faulter
So even though this road gets tough
Ima go hard for Christ and thats no bluff
See I used to think about spinning rims
Now I think about how Christ died for our sins
When he climed up that hill called Calvary
He paid that ultimate salary
He did it for you and for me
To God be all of my praise and my glory
#30
Posted 26 April 2010 - 10:04 AM
His mom was a slut, sucking on any old rod
Virgin my ass! People are dumb
Mary was a lying peice of street scum
That ***** probably had 5 guys mixing their cum
Out popped Jesus and his ugly ass
Actually, we aren't even sure how he looked, that shit was waay back in the past
He might not have looked like a molester, but then again nobody would worship if he was black
Sorry if I offend, it is just a rap... don't get all emotional or anything.
#31
Posted 27 April 2010 - 11:59 AM
Waking up is hard to do
Gotta piss so I run to the bathroom
But my eyelids are stuck together - like a chair and a fat dude
So I bump into walls and trip on my cat's food
No wonder I have this bad additude
I don't only have to piss, I also gotta crap too
Waking up sucks... waking up is hard to do
#32
Posted 27 April 2010 - 05:01 PM
He be makin Rhodes turn brown
Jericho has been drafted to Raw
He won't be makin' Edge sore
Wayne Brady will be the guest host next week
Goldust will be makin' him freak
#33
Posted 27 April 2010 - 07:59 PM
So now we rap about wrestling? I'll rip you apart like a phonebook
Kick you in the head and then give you my cold look
Like - boy, you better stay down
But then I pick you up and give you a powerbomb heard the world around
How does that sound? How about I take your head and slam it into the ground?
Please smile, don't frown - your dada's here now
But he turns on you and gives you a DVD (Death Valley Driver)
Match over, I pin, ref counts 1, 2, 3
#34
Posted 28 April 2010 - 07:12 PM
All you presenters are just like Kat Shoob
Why don't you smoke some weed
Before I make yo' ass bleed
I got bags like Louis Vuitton
I'm a mathematician just like Sir Isaac Newton
Imma drop a bomb on you
I can kick like a Kangaroo
Your payments are long overdue
If you don't pay you're going to get a security review
Television is your past time
I'll rob your house & it'll be mine
Mother****ers wanna be like me
just because I'm a dope emcee
#35
Posted 28 April 2010 - 07:38 PM
Rob like zombie, cant work it out, go to church and shout
My inner soul is crackin, rejuvenate my health
No matter what has happened, i choose to stay myself
#36
Posted 29 April 2010 - 09:20 AM
I'm not a toy in a store screaming for you to buy me
I'm JB, I can't, won't be bought
No matter what you think you know I know you thought
Does that confused your little brain?
My tongue twisters are so hard, they make you go insane
Like hey soul sister, hope on my train
And if you don't get that, I dunno where you bain (been)
#37
Posted 29 April 2010 - 11:59 PM
TOTE A GAT BUT I TOSSED IT
BROKEN BACKS FOR THE CAUSE, KID
JACKIN BEARS FOR THE PORRIDGE
OPEN RAPS WITH A CHORUS
STARTED HOOKS WITH A VERSE
SOFTENED RAP SHIT IS BORING
I LIKE RAPS FROM A CROOK
I DO THAT BY THE BOOK
MIGHT OF JACKED YOU AND BOOKED
MICHAEL JACKSON IS HOOKED
ON LITTLE BOYS WITH A DuuK
I MIGHT OF CRAPPED IN YOUR SINK
MIGHT OF BACKHANDED PINK
MIGHT OF SMOKED CRACK
IN THE BACK OF THE AC
WITH MR. DINK
DID YOU EVER THINK
OF ALL THE CRAZY SHIT I DO
SNORTING MARIJUANA WHILE IM SHOOTING CRAZY GLUE
I CAN NEVER EVEN CLAP, IM HAUNTED BY THE TERM
FLUCKED THAT GERMAN GIRL` AND NOW MY URINE HAS A BURN
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
#38
Posted 30 April 2010 - 02:34 PM
I'mma be what I set out to be
Without a doubt undoubtedly
I got all you haters doubting me
For no reason you all just frown on me
Even John Cena can't see me
Because I've been trained in stealth
Don't walk alone, you better watch out
Get you paranoid, you better go get some help
Or I'll pop out of a bush, attack and ruin your health
Like when you like in a mirror and see yourself
#39
Posted 30 April 2010 - 08:05 PM
he is just a wanksta
His flow is whack
he acts like he is black
Imma punch him in the face
he is such a disgrace
#40
Posted 30 April 2010 - 08:57 PM
I had a whole alliance on my back
With a snap of my fingers I can bring it back
**** Blizz, his shit is whack
Beat him with my bat till he has a heart attack
Chop him up and feed him to my cat as a snack
I'm so far ahead he needs to get back on the track
And I'm just jogging, I ain't even out of breath
Now its time for you guys to laugh at him to death
I win?
#41
Posted 30 April 2010 - 10:15 PM
JB, on 30 April 2010 - 08:57 PM, said:
With a snap of my fingers I can bring it back
**** Blizz, his shit is whack
Beat him with my bat till he has a heart attack
Chop him up and feed him to my cat as a snack
I'm so far ahead he needs to get back on the track
And I'm just jogging, I ain't even out of breath
Now its time for you guys to laugh at him to death
I'm better than JB, he ain't shit
He'll be dead after one hit
I'll kill his family with a shotgun
The killing spree has just begun
Then I'll rob his house at night
He'll end up at a burial site
That will be the end of him forever
Killing JB was so clever
I'll live the rest of my life in peace
I'll walk the streets free of police
#42
Posted 30 April 2010 - 10:35 PM
Haunting people that walk by my house or try to go in it
Once you step on my mat, like Mortal Kombat - you're finished
Sub-Zero freezing you while Reptile spits it
Scorpion tells your mom to GET OVER HERE! - then hits it
When I rhyme, I murder, I'm just vicious
Chicks call me delicious and say my shits glorious
Call me Victor - raise my arm, I'm Victorious
Wanna keep going?
#43
Posted 01 May 2010 - 01:46 AM
after I manhandle dude, blizzard ima laugh at you
nancy boys, pretty rap, g-rated silly slaps
whenever I sees this crap it leads to violent mishaps
pitched that garbage, and all the tools bit
but your all nick swishers you just can't get a hit
knit pickers, sick duckers, ripping other kids mothers
y'all are in the playgrounds, while zigg is from the gutters
#44
Posted 01 May 2010 - 08:58 AM
Yucky gutters, smelling like trash
Maka only wishes he didn't sound like crap
Bring him to my playground, don't give him a map
Let him get lost, let him fall into my trap
He can just lay there - take a nap
Lay down with Blizz for awhile
All while I run laps around them - make it 10 miles
JB is jungle, JB is wild, these boys can't take me - they play like childs
#45
Posted 01 May 2010 - 07:43 PM
I'm just getting the anger out in me
JB brought it along himself
He is just a little elf
Maka joined in later
That makes him a woman hater
Why can't we all be friends
So when someone's in trouble, I can defend
#46
Posted 01 May 2010 - 08:40 PM
But most of your stuff doesn't make sense
Well it does, but it's just random I guess
Keep trying though, take this as a test
And pass with flying colors
And remeber to Forget haters and embrace lovers
Respect your elders, our sisters and brothers
Forgive those who have wronged you and give a kiss to your mother
#47
Posted 02 May 2010 - 08:49 PM
He takes over my body and calls it his home
I can't fight his demands for he's in control
I've managed to slip away for a minute, but he'll be back
He always pulls me back and won't let me stay on the right path
He puts me in a sleeper hold and inserts his wrath
As if my mind, body and spirit is under attack
#48
Posted 03 May 2010 - 10:38 AM
cause I can get you f***ed in more ways then the Karma Sutra
#49
Posted 03 May 2010 - 12:49 PM
I wanna battle someone, it can be anyone
Bring your whole family, I'll battle everyone
Seriously, this is an open challenge
To all who think they may have even a shred of talent
#50
Posted 03 May 2010 - 08:50 PM
Nig gas stack and countin mills, high up and nose bleed
Ima pro-emcee, Devil, cant attack a Hoosier
Im the white and black intruder of both your past and future
Put that ***** right in front of me, ill hit it out the ball park
I need you in MY life like Transformers need the AllSpark
She suck so hard, could get liquid thru a bent straw
She close her eyes, open wide til the f*ckin chin fall