Yo Mama...
#1
Posted 19 February 2009 - 01:11 PM
Yo Mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken...
#2
Posted 21 February 2009 - 07:27 PM
"Ma'am no Professionals Aloud"
#3
Posted 22 February 2009 - 12:38 AM
#4
Posted 22 February 2009 - 03:09 PM
Yo mamma so fat all her relations ships are long distance
#5
Posted 24 February 2009 - 04:55 PM
Yo mamma so poor she was at K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said "what ch doin" she said , buying luggage.
#6
Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:44 PM
Yo momma so nasty that everytime she takes a dump we find more unusual creatures under water
#7
Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:46 PM
Your mom is so crazy, even her imaginary friends got restraining orders against her.
#8
Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:47 PM
Yo momma so crazy that when she saw her shadow she thought it was a twinkie the size of her.
#9
Posted 02 March 2009 - 12:22 AM
BTW phnx, you really suck too, so don't come in this topic thinking your all bad.
#10
Posted 02 March 2009 - 12:23 AM
Yo mama is so dumb that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo mama is so fat she when she puts on a rain coat people on the street start yelling "taxi".
Edit: By the way pheonix's yo mama joke gave me a good chuckle. It was atleast better then yours which you said wrong. It's supposed to be Yo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale it reads "to be continued"
Edited by Rabbit, 02 March 2009 - 12:25 AM.
#11
Posted 02 March 2009 - 12:44 AM
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In this thread I am, rivaling with Rabbit at least
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Disagree. Compared to you though, I am a freaking genius at this.
Your mom's like a public toilet, fat, white, and smells like crap.
#12
Posted 02 March 2009 - 12:37 PM
Yo momma is so stupid and poor that when i walked up to her and said is this plastic ring your's she said of course i'll marry you.
#13
Posted 02 March 2009 - 06:24 PM
Yo momma is so baldheaded you can see what's on her mind
Edited by Ollie The Magic Bum, 02 March 2009 - 06:24 PM.
#14
Posted 02 March 2009 - 06:50 PM
Yo momma is so big she gotta take a bath in the ocean and dry off in a volcanoe
#15
Posted 02 March 2009 - 06:56 PM
Yo momma is so dumb she thought a dog liscence was a drivers liscence for dogs
Edited by (̪̪̪̪̪̪●PĦ¤Nutž•̪̪̪̪̪), 02 March 2009 - 06:56 PM.
#16
Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:05 PM
Edited by •:.:Pharrell:.:•, 02 March 2009 - 07:06 PM.
#17
Posted 02 March 2009 - 07:37 PM
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application stating: *No costume required*.
Edited by .truth, 02 March 2009 - 07:38 PM.
#18
Posted 02 March 2009 - 09:12 PM
Yo mamma teeth so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down.
#19
Posted 02 March 2009 - 09:15 PM
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
#20
Posted 02 March 2009 - 10:51 PM
Yo mama so fat that when she took her dress to the cleaners they said sorry we don't do curtains.
#21
Posted 02 March 2009 - 11:53 PM
Yo momma is so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean sea levels rose.
Yo Momma! is so ugly that when she went to a beauty parlor the girls said "Sorry honey we're not professionals".
#22
Posted 03 March 2009 - 01:31 PM
ChrisD, on Mar 2 2009, 06:53 PM, said:
Yo Momma so fat, that people didn't think it was the sun that caused global warming, they thought it was your mum when she went for a swim.
Edited by Redemption., 03 March 2009 - 01:31 PM.
#23
Posted 03 March 2009 - 02:37 PM
Yo Momma! is so big that when she went snorkelin people mistook her for being the lockness monster reoccuring in history
Edited by ChrisD, 03 March 2009 - 02:38 PM.
#24
Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:29 PM
Yo momma is like a TV, a 2 year old can turn her on.
Yo momma is so old she sat next to Yoda in the 2nd grade.
#25
Posted 04 March 2009 - 01:20 AM