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#1 koberulz

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 06:59 AM

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And what did I do to provoke this? I apologised. For an accidental collision that occurred during a basketball game, after which she left before I could say anything.

Girls don't deserve to ****ing breathe.

Edited by koberulz, 02 December 2009 - 07:01 AM.


#2 Jeff Sparx

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 06:59 AM

Yay, more Kobe topics.

#3 koberulz

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:02 AM

Yay, more people deluded by the attractiveness of boobs into believing that I'm wrong.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:06 AM

No, I'm serious. I like your topics.


And Boobs don't work on me.

#5 koberulz

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:09 AM

Funny, it seemed rather sarcastic.

Isn't it just incredible how much more sense this thread makes with the image actually posted there?

Edited by koberulz, 02 December 2009 - 07:21 AM.


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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:18 AM

Pretty much, yeah.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:23 AM

Was this the same girl from the first time? And she's still mad?

WTF!

#8 koberulz

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:25 AM

...and I managed to screw up writing 'incredible'. Two posts, two errors. This is awesome.

Probably doesn't help that, due to the way the fixtures have been done, I'm never going to see her again, so I don't get to punch her in the ****ing face. Taking it out on my keyboard is simply making me incoherent.

View PostTornado, on Dec 2 2009, 09:23 PM, said:

Was this the same girl from the first time? And she's still mad?

WTF!
Depends what you're referring to. If you mean the girl who told me to go **** myself when I dared to attempt to start a conversation with her then yes, yes it is.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:32 AM

LMAO she's lame.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:42 AM

It's also this girl, just so everyone's clear about who's being referred to.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:50 AM

Let it out, la'. Let it out.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:56 AM

But you still think it's entirely my fault, right?

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 08:09 AM

Shouldn't have been so clumsy Posted Image

But seriously, if she already told you to go **** yourself, then clearly that is an indication that she clearly doesn't want to speak to you at all and you should know that that particular girl has an "explosive" personality. Also, I never once said anything was entirely your fault, I said it was your fault, implying that while the girl's reactions were incorrect, you probably did something to initiate it.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 09:02 AM

I'd have been fine with her completely ignoring me.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 09:22 AM

Then no doubt you'd be angry "stupid girls ignoring me".

I love that you call people deluded because we've all had happy experiences with girls and koberulz can't get a break. My honest advice is that you're quite an insecure person and probably need help with basic social skills.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 09:32 AM

View PostLenin, on Dec 2 2009, 11:22 PM, said:

Then no doubt you'd be angry "stupid girls ignoring me".
No, because no doubt she'd admit she was ignoring me if asked. She's not claiming to be my friend, either. If she ignored me, denied ignoring me, then claimed to be my friend, I'd have an issue with it.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 09:42 AM

If she was good at ignoring you she'd just continue ignoring you when asked ...

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 09:46 AM

Which one are we talking about?

Not that I necessarily meant if asked by me, though.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 09:48 AM

Dunno, I can't remember which of your over ten bad experiences we're talking about.

I think I had over ten bad experiences this week with both guys and girls. Its only Wednesday FFS.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:09 AM

I'm not an attention whore, though.

You were either referring to the other girl that was ignoring me and denying it, or this chick hypothetically ignoring me. It's not that hard to keep track of.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:18 AM

Are you suggesting that because I have a social life I'm an "attention whore"? Posted Image

It is quite hard when you have to talk about all those ten bad experiences you've had. We were talking about the basketball one that you clumsily fell into.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:49 AM

View PostLenin, on Dec 2 2009, 03:22 PM, said:

Then no doubt you'd be angry "stupid girls ignoring me".

I love that you call people deluded because we've all had happy experiences with girls and koberulz can't get a break. My honest advice is that you're quite an insecure person and probably need help with basic social skills.
I love you. <3 LOL.

Lenin is correct about everything he says here. He clearly understands how girls are, especially how this girl is from how you've presented her to us, koberulz.

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:53 AM

What are your thought's on your mom or any other women you are related too?

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 11:05 AM

View PostSharpshooter93, on Dec 2 2009, 04:53 PM, said:

What are your thought's on your mom or any other women you are related too?
I love my ma' and sisters :)

Oh, you weren't talking to me :unsure: :(

Love you too .Scream :blush:

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 11:22 AM

View PostSharpshooter93, on Dec 3 2009, 12:53 AM, said:

What are your thought's on your mom or any other women you are related too?
She's a *****.